I am a writer: movies, books, songs, poetry....whatever. I took a year off to write myself silly. I bought a 5th wheel and moved to the desert. I am the writer of the novel, Sometimes I Forget To Breathe. I am currently working on 3 screenplays, but really focused on revising one in particular: Sooty In The Field. This is my journal to somewhere. Email me at: freshscreenplays@gmail.com
Monday, October 24, 2011
Cheaters
I'm sure everyone has seen an episode of Cheaters at least once in the last 10 years or so. Well, if you caught the Saturday episode, you caught this:
A man was caught cheating on his wife. When she approached him and his mistress, he started acting like he was THE MAN; Mr. Lover Boy.
The mistress said: "He doesn't want you anymore, sweetie."
The wife said: "Well, that's fine. Now YOU can deal with his little d*ck. I'm outta here."
Great comeback.