Wednesday, October 19, 2011

39 Year Old Virgin


My friend, who I will call Tyler is a 39 year old virgin. There's nothing wrong with that. However, last year he found a girl; a church-going girl, who is also a virgin. Well, things were hot and heavy for a while. He was ecstatic when he got a boner from a real person and not from watching porno on the Internet.
Anyway, the primary goal of their relationship was for him to save money, they get married, find an apartment, have sex, and then start a family. In that order.
Due to my schedule, I don't talk to him as much as I used to. I spoke to him last night and was quite surprised that he is breaking up with the girl because........she wants to have sex! Before marriage! I'm like, what? He said he is not mentally ready for sex. Hummmmmm.